You two, you’re off duty. Good job, go pick up the other two and have a good time.
Inside town...
You two, you’re off duty. Good job, go pick up the other two and have a good time.
(soldiers A & B)
Yes sir! Thank you sir. (troops off )
Oh by the way, have you two seen anywhere?
(soldier A) The last I saw him, sir, was by that half-built house.
How long ago?
(A) When we first came in, sir.
He’s overdue, tell everyone to keep an eye out for him.
(A & B) Yes sir! (walk off)
(A & B) Hey guys! We’re off for now.
About time.
(A) Have you two seen ? Captain says he is overdue, and he’s getting worried.
Probably at the bar, where we should be right now.
(B) Hey, that’s not bad... Who’s on watch there?
They’re going to change it in a few minutes, if we act now...
Sounds great!
(Go trooping off)
(A) There’s the bar...
(B) Looks like the guard is just getting off, our time to get in.
Right, let’s go!
(Start sneaking inside)
Inside inn...
Does anyone know when Cyan and the others are going to be back?
I think it was when their supplies got low…With Celes hauling that wagon around that might be forever.
(B) (picks lock on window) There! Hope this doesn’t squeak...
In other words, we don’t know when they’re going to come back.
Could put it that way.
(starts to explore and goes down the short hallway)
Outside...
They closed the inn…that might be where the group went.
Good point, it would be pretty safe to hide in there.
Inside...
(comes running back and jumps over 
)Soldiers!
Quick! Everyone hide! (ducks in 
)
(ducks behind counter again)
(jump up to rafters)
(climbs in cupboard)
(A) (tumbles through window)
(B) (Crash!)
(Jump through window)
(A) Ow! My toe! Get off my toe! (stumbles back and knocks down)
(B) Quiet you fool!
Jackpot! (charge to the bar)
Outside...
Here’s the door... it’s locked though.
Well hurry up with it, I think I see some soldiers coming down the road.
May I be of some help? (takes out sword and cuts lock off)
Thank you my good man, now allow me to help. (rams door, knocking it open)
Men!
Inside...
(B) (slams four bottles on table) There, plenty more in the shelf.
(A) Na, this should do for now. Can’t be late for next shift.
(start swigging from their bottles)
(Crash!)
(B) Hey, what was that?
(stumbles through doorway, then trips over 
)
Nice entrance Edgar.
Hey, it’s those Returners!
(A) Get them! (charges Edgar)
(tangled up in cape, trying to pull sword out)Ah, help guys!
(jumps to block soldier’s charge and engages him)Not so fast.
Only the second time you tripped on your cape, Edgar. (engages soldier B)
Want a relic this time, Edgar? Oh wait, I left my wagon in the house. (engages two soldiers)
(who has untangled himself)No thank you, my lady. (helps Celes with the two soldiers)
Hey, sir! Looks like someone got into the bar!
Oh no! All that beer is still on the shelf!
Looks like more than just someONE... And they’re brawling! (dodges chair)
With your permission sir, I’d like to go in with the rest of the guards to stop it.
And leave me out of the fun? No way, we’ll stop it together.
(go through the broken down door)
Hey! There are some Returners in here! Get them!
Yes sir, with pleasure! (go charging to help two soldiers fight Celes and Edgar)
(throws bottle at )
(ducks bottle) Haha!
(throws hammer)
BONK!
(rolls in front of )
(trip over )CRASH!
Yeehaaa!!(Drop down from the rafters)
(knocks out soldier who was fighting Celes)
To the rescue! (throws Half-Moon at chandeliers)
Chandeliers falls down on and . CRASH!
(pops out of ) Phew, that was close!
(Engages soldier)
(grabs table) 
!!!!Crash!(fall down)
Thanks... Little brother.
Anytime!
(staggers to their feet)
There! Get him!
(dog piles )
*Rage! Magi-tech laser!*
Ahhh!(goes down)
Give me a hand!
(tackles dog piled
)
(continues to throw bottles)
Outside...
(wandering around town with half a dozen soldiers and captain) Where are my soldiers?
(comes to inn)What’s GOING ON?!?
(comes crashing out window)
(ducks soldier)
Looks like someone—(catches flying out the door)
I thought I TOLD you to shut it—! (dodges bottle)
Returners-inside!
Get THEM! I order you to go in there and GET THEM!
(go charging in)
Inside...
Oh boy! We gotta get out of here!
(whips out NoiseBlaster and fires it) Now’s our chance!
Time to leave!
(jump out a window)
(to soldier)I’d love to stick around and get your money in a “honest” game of cards… but I must go. (jumps over and goes out the door)
Edgar! Help me here!
(grab and make for the door)
(thwacks soldier on the head, grabs drumstick, then rushes past )
Leaving already? (casts Net on Gau)
(RuneBlade!) ... 
(gets caught in Net)
Mawhaha!
Outside in the Forest...
(waking up)…Where are we?
Outside town, we’re waiting for everyone else.
For some reason they’re not coming after us... just yet.
What happened?
(walk up)
We skipped town a few minutes after your wonderful dog pile.
(groans)Don’t remind me!
(comes around tree) Setzer! Over here!
(walks up, dusting cloths off)Life with you guys is very trying on good clothes!
(looks around)Hey, where is Celes?
... I thought she would be with you guys.
No, she went with Gau.
...?
Uh-oh.
Relm! How’d you get here?
I snuck out after they all left with Celes.
Where?!
(appear)To the basement of their temporary headquarters. They are setting up for us to come back.
Setzer did we ever get around to repairing that hole in the wall down there?
The one behind the shelf?
Yeah.
No I don’t think so.
Good thinking! Hey! For once that Silver Dragon did something right.
I don’t think I follow you...
Ok every one listen up, this is what we’ll do...
In Thamasa...
What is going on here?
The Returners WERE HERE!!!
Were? They got away from you again?
Mawa ha ha NOT this time.(To ) Bring her out.
Celes?!
MAWA HA HA!!! Yes and with her we will GET THE REST!!
Celes are you really one of them?
yes.
Why?
Because—
Enough!! Take her away!!
And now Leo come with me and I will show you what we have planned... Ma ha ha!!!
Mean while...
They must have repaired this hole.
What do you think I came along for?(Whips out drill.) JUG JUG JUG JUG!!!
Hurry up we don’t want to be late!
Don’t worry.
On the other side of the wall...
Ok here they come. GET READY!!
YES SIR!! (Scatter and hide)
Down the hall...
(A) You think it’s right to go through with this?
(B) I stop caring about the time they trashed my town! I don’t have a problem.
(A) Yeah and besides Leo is the only reason I’m still here... I’m for it, let’s go!
Out front...
Time to act.
Ok. (casts Sleep on )
(Run up to door)
(Draws sword and cuts through door)
(Runs though door and stops dead) 
WAIT!!!!
(Run into )
(Trip, tumble crash!!)
HA! HA! HA!
And in back...
Got it, now let’s go. (jumps though hole)
(Jump through hole)
What the...!
Get them!!
(Charge out and surrounds them)
All too easy.
(to Sabin)Great idea of yours!
It was Edgar’s drill!
I was doing just what you told me to do!
Listen LITTLE brother—
I told you before! (jerks crossbow out of hand)
Wack! 
(falls over)
(take cover from arrows)
...
(Blitz!: Suplex) Thump!
(drops to the floor)
(clobbers last soldier)
Don’t call me little brother!
(grins)
Down in basement...
Thought you were smart!(slams door to room)*click*
Keep a good watch, men!
YES SIR!!
Welcome to my humble dwelling guys. Sorry I can’t serve you anything.
(gets up and dust himself off) Did I have to be the one in front?
I’m not that heavy! Now think if it was Cyan who was on top of you!
(puzzled look)
(pulls out half-eaten drumstick)
Well, the others should be here in a little while.
What happened out there?
We pulled an act out in front while the others sneak in the back way.
How about while we are waiting you tell me the full story?
...Back to the others...
Where to now?
Down—somewhere.
I think the stairs were over that way.
(goes to hall)
Someone’s coming down the hall!
Great! Let’s see if we can find another way around.
This way...
Somewhere in the house...
(pours cider into a tin cup and sits down)... The Emperor will be pleased. Dismissed!
Yes sir! (troop out of room)
In the basement...
(brushes shoulder off)Great idea of yours, Cyan.
Thank you sir…Sir Gau! Hold still.
(who is helping Setzer hold up Cyan)Yawoo.
How did you ever hid that and get it past the guards?
(who is picking though the roof) Trade secrets.
It’s a good idea, but with such a small dagger it’ll be a while before you get through.
You two just stay in front of the door, I’ll handle the rest.
...Upstairs...
(troop into room) ??
(pulls arrow out of wall) Crossbow bolt...
This doesn’t look good...
Here’s the rest of them.
We better report quick!
(go charging through hall)
Back to the commander...
...?
(gets up and goes to door)
Down in basement...
(stops picking) Someone’s up there! Put me down, put me down!
Yawoo.
Black commander....
...!!(runs across room) Guar—
(drops from somewhere) SMASH!
(go through floor)
(peers through door)
Where’d that hole come from?
(looks down hole) Oh, hi guys!
(puzzled expression)
(walks over to hole)
...basement
He’s coming back!
(crash through roof)
(lands on feet) I guess I overdid it that time.
... Hi guys!
Hi Locke! What’s for dinner?
Never mind that! I waited long enough down here, let’s get out of here!
Hey look!
What? Let me see. (peeks through window)
Up stairs! Quick!
(go charging up the stairs)
(pulling Setzer out) Uh-oh! I hear something.
On the other side of the cell door...
(A) There they go.
(B) (grins) They’re not too bad.
On opposite side
Uh-oh! Magitek!
And all our weapons are on the other side of the door. I knew I should have gone to the Opera house.
(A) (Fire Beam!)
Cell door falls down.
Maybe we can—Oh no, more?!
(B) (walks through smoke) Not quite... This way if you please.
(A) (points up) We’ll take care of those two.
Well...
Okay!
Sorry Setzer, back down! (shoves Setzer back down)
(look down hole)
(A) (Bolt)
(B) (Tekmissle)
(grabs sword) What’s up with those two?
(Thunder)
They would be Leo’s personal guards.
That doesn’t answer the question!
(Crash!)
Does it matter? Let’s get out of here!
Setzer, what side of town did you park your ship on?
(Kerboom!)
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